me: I need to sleep me: *turns phone off* me: *turns phone back on* me: yolo get rekt
My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you
how do you accidentally say shut the fuck up
Idk why but for some reason I feel like I have a close, personal relationship to Mike Tyson which is weird cuz I didn’t know who he was ten minutes ago
*phone battery dies*
Me: oh well let it die it’s not like I am texting anyone
Me: oh wait Tumblr
Some stuff you can do to get out of it:
Yes, these are all bad ideas, but staying in your rut is an even worse idea
how I feel whenever I try to dress nice
I will always reblog this gif when it’s on my dash.
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